Retired But Always Tired – 20oz Laser Engraved Tumbler | Ctrl‑Alt‑Engrave
Retired But Always Tired – 20oz Laser Engraved Tumbler | Ctrl‑Alt‑Engrave
Retired But Always Tired – 20oz Laser Engraved Tumbler
An exclusive Ctrl‑Alt‑Engrave original design — you won't find this one anywhere else. Turns out retirement doesn't come with a nap schedule — who knew? This tumbler is for the retiree who's busier than ever and still somehow always tired. Laser-engraved with crisp, permanent detail that won't fade, peel, or wash off.
- 20oz capacity — enough to fuel the golden years
- Laser engraved — permanent, high-contrast design that lasts
- Double-wall insulated — keeps drinks hot or cold for hours
- Durable powder-coated finish — scratch-resistant and built to last
- Hand wash recommended to preserve the engraving and extend the life of your tumbler
Available colors: Black, Royal Blue, Yellow, White, Pink, Purple, Orange, Red, and Green
Don't see the color you're looking for? Contact us — we'll do our best to hunt down your specific color choice!
Need a larger size? We can source 30oz and 40oz by request — contact us and we'll make it happen!
Ships in 24–48 hours for in-stock 20oz colors. Custom colors and larger sizes ship in 5–7 days.
A hilarious and heartfelt retirement gift for the person who worked hard and earned every nap they're not taking.