Funny Shark Charcuterie Board – 11x14" Laser Engraved Wood | Ctrl‑Alt‑Engrave

The Charcuterie Board That Always Gets a Double-Take

You set it out. Someone reads it. They snort-laugh. That's the whole point. The Funny Shark Charcuterie Board is a laser-engraved 11x14" wood cutting board that doubles as a conversation starter, a party centerpiece, and the best housewarming gift you've ever given.

★ Exclusive Ctrl‑Alt‑Engrave Original Design — This shark design was created in-house and is unique to our shop. You won't find it in any SVG pack or stock design library. It's ours — and now yours.

Board Specs

• Size: 11x14" — plenty of room for your spread
• Material: Natural wood — a naturally beautiful, dense hardwood
• Finish: Food-safe Beeswax & Orange Oil — conditions the wood and protects the engraving
• Engraving: Laser-etched directly into the wood — permanent, food-safe
• Care: Hand wash only, dry immediately, re-oil occasionally with a food-safe oil

🌳 Natural Wood Disclaimer: Because these boards are made from real wood, each one is unique. Wood grain patterns, color tones, and natural markings will vary from board to board — no two are exactly alike. This is a feature, not a flaw.

Perfect Gift For

Housewarming parties, birthdays, white elephant exchanges, bachelorette parties, or anyone with a sense of humor and a love of cheese.

Shipping & Production

• Ships within 24–48 hours of order
• Shipped via FedEx or UPS

Laser engraved in-house at Ctrl‑Alt‑Engrave — where we take our craft seriously, even when the designs aren't. 🦈